our lives are rich in soda

it's a long story as to how it came to this, but last night i ended up with two other dudes ramsacking a gas station at gunpoint. the whole point was to steal these 32 oz cups of soda, with no lids, filled to the brim, that were in this drawer they had. i grabbed mine, spilling most of it, (and freaking out because it was like i was losing thousands of dollars in each drop i spilled for some reason) and when i ran out to the getaway car, the dude left without us!!! i was arrested immediately, and was put in the back seat of a cop car on my way to prison. the entire time in the back seat of the car, i kept SCREAMING how i was just going to commit suicide the moment i had a chance, if they took me to prison.