jesus christ

so, yesterday i was talking to my mom, and she was telling me how i'm not saved, and how i'm not going to to go up in the rapture and stuff with all the christians - and then suddenly we started floating away really slowly and i went up to heaven (cuz' heaven is up) and then i was hanging out with jesus and some other kids that i went to christian high school with and we were playing board games and it was kind of boring and jesus didn't say shit the whole time.