Nature is COOL

i love the land of nature. i love the laws of nature. which is completely strange. because i hate laws! "fuck you guvna!" (english). i was walking with nature yesterday. the trees were all singing this weird low "ahhh..." tune. basically, they totally ripped off Liars. i found the rabbit hole. turns out no warping was allowed. i didn't have the key, and it was only a tree. (as you will see). well look at those rhymes. (how silly of me).

the trees were total hippies. giving me peace signs, and i was wondering why they would spend so much time doing that, but one said they really didn't have much else to do and it was a comforting sign, and not of a negative vibe. you see i found out that i had these magical sunglasses, and i could place them on anything alive or dead and they would speak to me! really they would only say delightful things. "good afternoon!" "the sun is smiling today, isn't it sir?" i could do nothing but agree whole heartedly. but now....it's running late. i hope my bike wasn't stolen while i was gone. it's time for happy hours and patios! but the patios are still closed, because it's "sunny and 70 degrees inside" as they claimed. i found this to be a lie.

here's the proof!