Thursday, October 2, 2008

i'm like totally extreme

i purchased a 24 pack of surge at a very high bid on ebay, and yesterday i shotgunned a can WHILE skydiving. i know you're thinking like, "hey that doesn't seem that hard." well let me ask you this: sure, you've shotgunned beers before, but have you ever tried to shot gun soda? it's actually a very difficult task. i'm not really that into soda in the first place, but yesterday i really felt like living on the edge, (i mean like totally big time) that i figured i would be able to handle the incredible rush of sugar in a bunch of carbonated shit. then, i was like - well if i'm going to consume all this sugar, i totally need to skydive. i didn't realize how expensive it was to skydive, but they gave me a discount and a high five for what i was about to try, and it was definitely worth it. let me tell you, like i said, shotgunning soda in general is difficult, not to mention a soda that is as extreme as surge, but to attempt to hold the can level and also then shotgun it - is pretty much an impossible task. to be honest, i just ended up getting really sticky, because after poking the hole, and then opening the can, all the soda just came shooting out of the top. oh well. i bet it looked funny anyway!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

the next night we ate whale