Saturday, April 4, 2009

Saturday, December 27, 2008

i dance...bitch!

more wine! (white wine). this is all in a very fancy english accent. so, not dance but more like "I DONSE, BITCH". you can say it with attitude, and then you demand there be more wine, and you're so fancy that it must be white wine so you get a little tummy ache before you even get any kind of tipsy and you're all like "aww my lil tummy is SOOO ouchin' right now" and you realize that you shouldn't be all demanding white wine, cuz what you're really demanding a poop explosion. you know about it.